Do you love our books (sold separately) so much you want to wear them? Well, don’t, because that won’t work. But you can get the nifty ENC Press logo and slogans on all kinds of shirts, mugs, coasters, hats, and bags. They’re hip, they’re cool, they’re biodegradable.* So, go on — show the world you’re an independent thinker who simply won’t be told what to do. Do it. Now. It’s the way of the future.**

* Some products may not be biodegradable.
** Future may not be available in Iran or Iraq.

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some images tell more than one side of the story: run your mouse over them NO PULP IS THE INTELLIGENT ALTERNATIVE
The world is full of people who don’t know you. Help them reach a superficial conclusion about your character by displaying the slogans of a hip alternative press — "No Pulp" and "The Intelligent Alternative." It’s got to be better than talking.
Ash gray men’s T $14.99	White men’s T $13.99
Men’s sweatshirt $20.99	Women’s raglan T $17.99
SACRED COWS MAKE THE BEST HAMBURGERS — Mark Twain
Mark Twain — writer, philosopher, statesman, badass. Get the shirt. Or the button. Or the mug. Or wear the button on the shirt while holding the mug. Now stand on one leg. Good... (On the back of the T-shirts: "The Intelligent Alternative)
Women's T $16.99	Men's fitted T $15.99
Button $1.25	All-purpose mug $10.99
MISCELLANIA
Things. We’ve all seen them. Maybe you even have some. The problem is, how to carry your things around? Most of us have only two hands. Solution — this tote bag. Get it — your things will thank you.	In the event of a water landing, this book bag will be useless. But in regular life, if you fill it with books from, oh I don’t know, some really cool independent press, it’ll be handy.
ENC Press tote bag $12.99	ENC Press book bag $18.99
Your hair is a disaster. I’m just saying. You could go to a salon and get reamed for $120, or for less than 20 bucks you can get a hat. I know which one I’d choose (if I had your hair).	No, really. I mean it about your hair. I’m only saying it for your own good. Cover it up, quick!
NO PULP hat $10.99	ENC Press hat $10.99
You’ll want to read this Mencken quote so much you won’t even want to put your drink back down on this quality coaster. Which means you’ll drink more. So start looking into those 12-step programs now.	This Winston Churchill quote is right up there with his best. Churchill had a ton of great quotes in the 1930s and 40s. It seems like he never says anything like this anymore.
H.L. Mencken coaster $4.50	W. Churchill mousepad $10.99
When your friends read this insightful quote from W.R. Inge, they’ll all say the same thing: “Who the hell is W.R. Inge?” Well, he was this mystic guy and a Cambridge don. See Wikipedia for the rest.	This cool S. Jerzy Lec quote will inspire you to doodle, compile enemies lists, plan an escape route, and practice your autograph for the day the world finally recognizes your genius. Which it won’t.
W.R. Inge trivet $8.49	S. Jerzy Lec journal $7.49