Have you been wondering why your novel, so unique, so original, has so far failed to ignite the interest of any acquisitions editor, or an agent charged with supplying editors with new books? What reason for rejection haven’t you heard? “It’s not dark enough!” “It’s too dark!” “It has too much dialogue!” “Your characters are not plausible; I’ve never met anyone like them!” “If you changed your math-teacher serial killer into a hot teenage vampire, we might have a real winner on our hands!” “It might be offensive to some people!” Or, the most popular: “We just don’t think we can sell your novel to the broadest possible audience!”

Watch this movie:

Not just the trailer: the whole movie. It's a mediocre comedy at best, but it will give you an excellent primer on the state of publishing today. It will tell you everything you need to know about the industry that refuses to recognize your genius.

All this editorial bellyaching takes place under pressure from publishers demanding surefire moneymakers that can sell millions of copies. Of course, publishers have rents to pay, and square footage in those New York skyscrapers does not come cheap. So, editors are understandably afraid to take chances on new, as yet unproven authors, or works that can’t be easily labeled as “Dan Brown meets Twilight.” Moreover, no book is allowed through which doesn’t fit into editors’ personal notions of life, the universe, and everything — notions which, conveniently prepackaged, can be acquired at your local newsstand for the price of a copy of the New York Times. Yet, in a fit of creativity, some of them have found a way to make their publishers a little extra money by persuading authors to pay for rejection. These are the people who decide what America will and won’t get to read.

If you have come up against these barriers, and have exhausted all your chances of securing a contract with a major publisher, ENC Press may be one option. We don't measure the worth of a novel by its salability in today's market, where books are being peddled in bulk at Wal-Mart, like so many T-shirts. We seek out perceptive, irreverent books — intelligent and iconoclastic works that have something lasting to say about human condition, tip a few sacred cows, and make us laugh. And then we keep our titles in print because we think they are brilliant, regardless of their performance in the marketplace.

So, if you can’t get your novel published, may we see it? If it’s sharp, relevant, and entertaining, if it’s too genre-busting and not touchy-feely enough for daytime TV, if it’ll make us all feel like we’re not alone in getting the obvious, then we don’t care if you’ve never had anything published before, officially or unofficially. We want to know about it. We get to take chances because we don’t answer to anyone but ourselves — and because we like to.

Olga Gardner Galvin