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ANDREW THOMAS BRESLIN lives in Philadelphia with his girlfriend, three cats, and all his broken dreams. He is an unrepentant misanthrope, and he hates everyone, regardless of race, creed, political affiliation, or inconvenient special diets. He disagrees with most people about most things and the few people who agree with him tend to be unbearable assholes. The few things he does like include: the aforementioned cats and girlfriend, his banjo, his mountain bike, potatoes, ganja, chocolate soymilk, and mathematics.
Andrew Thomas Breslin, Mother's Milk
Cindy Kichlklug, a young, emphatically non-idealistic attorney finds herself in Washington, DC, working for a group of radical nutrition advocates with a passionate distaste for cow milk. Little does she suspect that their militant intolerance for lactose is a reaction to a secret global conspiracy orchestrated by the dairy industry, itself a puppet of alien masters from a distant planet orbiting the star Vega. These Vegans (the ones from Vega, not the other kind) have been running things on Earth for thousands of years through mind-controlling substances secreted by the cows they brought here long ago, but now one of Cindy’s colleagues, socially inept mathematician Eddie Fishman, has discovered an innovative analytical technique that may expose their nefarious schemes. When Eddie is captured, Cindy teams up with cranky old anti-conspiracy veteran Tom Logan and a host of other rabble- rousing extremists to rescue Eddie and put an end to the diabolical (albeit delicious) machinations, all the while pursued by the dapper but devious “milk thugs” and fighting her own overwhelming desire for lattes and cheesecake. trade paperback | ISBN 9780975254004 5.25" x 8.25" 256 pp.
RRP $19.00
“ Aliens from Vega control the U.S. government through the FDA, by means of the dairy industry, and milk suppresses human intelligence. . . . An outrageous farce that is delightful even if you enjoy drinking milk. — Princeton Public Library Book Bites Andrew Thomas Breslin, Mother's Milk Covers may  vary slightly from the ones pictured on the website.
© ENC Press 2018. Tipping sacred cows since 2003                     
© ENC Press 2018. Tipping sacred cows since 2003. Covers may  vary slightly from the ones pictured here.
© ENC Press 2018. Tipping sacred cows since 2003.
ANDREW THOMAS BRESLIN lives in Philadelphia with his girlfriend, three cats, and all his broken dreams. He is an unrepentant misanthrope, and he hates everyone, regardless of race, creed, political affiliation, or inconvenient special diets. He disagrees with most people about most things and the few people who agree with him tend to be unbearable assholes. The few things he does like include: the aforementioned cats and girlfriend, his banjo, his mountain bike, potatoes, ganja, chocolate soymilk, and mathematics.
Andrew Thomas Breslin, Mother's Milk
Cindy Kichlklug, a young, emphatically non-idealistic attorney finds herself in Washington, DC, working for a group of radical nutrition advocates with a passionate distaste for cow milk. Little does she suspect that their militant intolerance for lactose is a reaction to a secret global conspiracy orchestrated by the dairy industry, itself a puppet of alien masters from a distant planet orbiting the star Vega. These Vegans (the ones from Vega, not the other kind) have been running things on Earth for thousands of years through mind-controlling substances secreted by the cows they brought here long ago, but now one of Cindy’s colleagues, socially inept mathematician Eddie Fishman, has discovered an innovative analytical technique that may expose their nefarious schemes. When Eddie is captured, Cindy teams up with cranky old anti- conspiracy veteran Tom Logan and a host of other rabble- rousing extremists to rescue Eddie and put an end to the diabolical (albeit delicious) machinations, all the while pursued by the dapper but devious “milk thugs” and fighting her own overwhelming desire for lattes and cheesecake. trade paperback | ISBN 9780975254004 5.25" x 8.25" 256 pp.
RRP $19.00
Aliens from Vega control the U.S. government through the FDA, by means of the dairy industry, and milk suppresses human intelligence. . . . An outrageous farce that is delightful even if you enjoy drinking milk. — Princeton Public Library Book Bites
Andrew Thomas Breslin, Mother's Milk
© ENC Press 2018. Tipping sacred cows since 2003.
Covers may  vary slightly from the ones pictured here.
© ENC Press 2018. Tipping sacred cows since 2003.