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RAY CAVANAUGH is known to take astonishingly
long walks. He has a rather distinctive gait, because
his legs are quite uncoordinated. His nickname is
Noodles, assigned to him because a freakish wingspan
and slim physique make for arms that look like noodles.
His ultra-long left noodle served him well in Little
League, where he would routinely uncork one of the
more devastating fastballs in the pre-supplement
era.
His favorite current athlete is Red Sox second baseman
Dustin Pedroia, who was the 2008 AL MVP, despite
a mediocre stature. Someday, Mr. Cavanaugh wants
to claim his rightful place as the Dustin Pedroia
of the adult film industry. What he may lack in
girth, he makes up for with tons of heart, boundless
enthusiasm, and all the intangibles.
Until then, he applies the aforementioned tons
of heart, boundless enthusiasm, and all the intangibles
to writing “Celtic Scribes,” a column
about dead Irish writers, which has appeared in
publications from London to Vancouver.
Dear Mr. Unabomber
is his first novel. |