None
of the streets in Al Kandarah Market District run
in a straight line. Yemenis built every structure
a different size and height and shape, and painted
them all white. The narrow streets and alleys are
a diabolical maze, and the air is dense with the
old urban stink of street food, mint, smashed dates,
and garbage. Charlie can see no one around whom
he can ask for directions. He was down here a couple
years ago, for dinner at Khalid’s. He had
no choice but to go. Khalid had wanted to pay him
back for showing him the ropes at the hangar, and
Charlie had to accept. The meal hadn’t actually
been as bad as he expected it to be, but it wasn’t
great, either—kabsah, of course.
But where exactly was the
place? Charlie drifts along in the currents of
the white and black forms shouting, arguing, and
chatting, many in languages he is unable to even
identify.
Here and there, the steel
doors of the shops and restaurants are starting
to close. The evening’s last prayer ended
hours ago, and the next one will not be until
sunrise. A Yemeni in a white thobe pauses before
pulling metal doors across a display window full
of the most enormous bras and tacky frilly undies
Charlie has ever seen. “You want intimacy
clothes?” asks the old man.
“No thanks,”
says Charlie, moving on.
“Look, look,”
says the old man. “Good for madam. Good
for you. Give you very strong.” The old
man makes a fist, holds up his shriveled forearm,
and croaks out laughter from deep inside his chest.
Charlie looks up yet another
side street and feels a fart slip out. Self-conscious
about the strength of the odor, which has been
brutal since his pouring sid atop the fruits of
the fast-food binge this afternoon, he whiffs
cautiously. It’s nasty. Thankfully, the
aromas of curries and kabsahs in the immediate
area mask the stench. Dry-mouthed, he steps into
a shop where one man is ladling fool
from a huge aluminum pot into plastic bags while
another man shovels tamees, flat bread,
from an igloo-shaped oven, using a large spatula
with a six-foot handle. Customers grab the bread
as it is thrown onto an ancient-looking wooden
table.
“Waahed moyah,”
says Charlie, handing a riyal to a man standing
in front of a money box.
The man takes the money,
reaches back, pulls a bottle from a rusty refrigerator,
and hands it to Charlie.
“Shukran.”
Charlie sits down at one of the rickety metal
tables and stares at the soccer match showing
on an old color TV sitting on top of the refrigerator.
This is definitely the
place Khalid brought him a couple years ago. “Best
fool-tamees in Jeddah,” Khalid
had said. Given that the place is heaving with
customers, the locals obviously share Khalid’s
taste. “You have billions and billions of
riyals and unlimited oil in this country,”
Khalid had said. “But it’s this food—fool,
ma’soub, tamees, galaabah—each
dish one or two riyals—that built the place.
Take away the many, many restaurants and Western
supermarkets for the rich, and Jeddah will look
and work as normal. This city belongs to people
who eat fool, not benzene or people who
chase and steal money.”
Charlie sips his water.
The patrons take no notice of him, probably mistaking
his Mexican features for Middle Eastern. Their
eyes stay fixed on the match as they scoop smashed-up
beans and homemade salsa into their mouths with
the hearty, warm bread. Through the door, fixed
open, a steady flow of customers, many of whom
are children, enter and take away bread and fool,
probably for their families. Everyone in the shop
is Afghani, Pakistani, or Saudi, but without the
designer watches or compact mobile phones that
you see them flashing in the newer parts of the
city.
Charlie gulps down the
rest of his water and puts the bottle in the garbage.
“Shukran,” he says again
to the man at the cash register.
“Afwan,”
says the man with a smile, barely looking up from
the small plastic bags he’s filling with
salt and turmeric.
Charlie takes a step towards
the door and stops. “Sorry, but you don’t
know Khalid Ba Sallah, do you?”
“Aish?”
“Khalid Ba Sallah?
Where house?”
“Maafee ingleezee.”
“Ma’ laish,”
says Charlie and goes out the door.
All the cars on the street
are old. Money is definitely something Khalid
would be worried about. Who isn’t worried
about money? Political activism has got to be
pretty low on the list of concerns here. That
shit is for people like Margaret—housewives
who will never work and rich people who don’t
have to work. Coming out here to make sure Khalid’s
not a terrorist—this is a waste of time.
It’s got to be the booze that these ideas
are coming from. Terrorists couldn’t pay
as much as drug smugglers, could they?
Charlie heads up another
narrow street. He’s here now. He might as
well try to find the guy. In no time, he finds
himself at a fork with wooden-shuttered apartment
houses winding off on both sides. This looks familiar
but not that familiar. He sits down in front of
the closed iron doors of a shop to think, and—
The stench of ammonia pierces
his nose. He is reeling. He knows this place.
It’s one of those shops that sell old dried
fish and are stacked to the ceiling with pungent
filets. He remembers the old man arranging the
fish and Khalid making some joke in English when
he was here before.
He is close. Charlie wonders
a little farther—
“For what you are
looking?” asks a fat Egyptian, crunching
sunflower seeds with brown and yellow teeth and
making severe wrinkles in his broad, sloped forehead
as he does so. In Egypt, the man might be called
a saidi—a southerner, an uneducated
farmer. The Egyptian is standing in the doorway
of a tiny watch shop, open unusually late.
“A friend,”
Charlie annunciates. “He lives around here.
His name is Khalid Ba Sallah. Young guy. Do you
know him?”
“Yezz, yez. Tch.”
The Egyptian spits some seeds into the street
and beckons Charlie into his shop. “Come
in, come in.” The Egyptian slips inside
a door beneath a sign saying watches repair.
“Are you sure you
understand me?” Charlie halts at the doorway
of the shop. The few chairs and a glass case inside
look like they came from the same dump. Fake watches
within display the lower limits of Chinese workmanship.
“Tea?” asks
the Egyptian through rotten teeth. He motions
to a filthy electric kettle in the corner of the
shop.
“No—thanks.
Maafee time—” Charlie points
to his own watch. “I must go to my friend
now. Khalid now.” He steps towards the door.
“If you could tell me where my friend lives
I would—” Charlie looks to the Egyptian’s
left. The guy is too disgusting to look at directly.
“I call and we have
tea.”
“No, no tea. And
no, you don’t have to call the guy. He is
expecting me. Just tell me or show me where he
lives.”
“You know somezing.”
The Egyptian is more serious. “When a poor
man he iz try to give you somezing. Thiz iz, you
know, kareem—”
“Generosity,”
says Charlie. This is one word Charlie can’t
help but know after hearing it said a million
times during Ramadan every year as Arabs give
each other gifts and exclaim: “Kareem!”
Why do they say this? Isn’t it obvious?
“Egzactly! How you
say it?” asks the seed-cruncher.
“‘Generosity’—but
I don’t like tea.”
“Yez.” The
Egyptian picks up a disgusting-looking phone.
“How much you can give?”
“What?”
“Money—how
much you give for see a friend?”
“How much do you
want?” As soon as Charlie says it, he knows
it’s a mistake. He shouldn’t even
be here with this toothless wonder. It’s
getting late. He should be out there, looking
around. Better yet, he should be in the compound,
sleeping for the graveyard. The only way to deal
with a shift change is to load up on sleep, and
tomorrow morning he won’t be able to sleep,
since he promised Amos he would go to Nadi with
him. This fucking guy here is probably full of
bullshit anyway.
“Four hundred riyals.”
“I don’t think
so.” Charlie steps back out onto the street
and feels some wet flatulence slip out at the
same time—
“No. Stop. Thiz joking.”
The Egyptian is laughing one of the most disgusting
laughs that Charlie has ever heard. “Fifty
riyals.”
“No, just take me
to the guy, then you can have the money.”
“Of courze, of courze.”
The Egyptian quickly slides the gate across his
door, padlocks it, and is off down the street,
spitting a trail of sunflower seeds.
They round a couple of
corners, go up a cobbled alleyway, and enter an
apartment building, which looks more rundown than
the one he visited Khalid in last year.
“I don’t think
this is it.”
“Dageegah, dageegah.”
The Egyptian runs up a
flight of stairs and pounds on a dark wooden door.
It opens a crack, and a Sudanese-sounding voice
begins speaking, arguing in Arabic. The Egyptian
says the name “Omar” several times—
“Hey,” says
Charlie. He climbs a few stairs. “What’s
going on up there.”
“Come up,”
says the Egyptian. “You seez if you like
thiz friend.”
“What?!” Charlie
has been offered these services here too many
times to be embarrassed. “I didn’t
come here for an African blow job, you fucking
idiot.” Charlie storms out of the building,
feeling more annoyed with himself than with the
Egyptian.
He walks for less than
three minutes before someone is right behind him.
“Hey, sorry man.”
It’s the Sudanese. His accent is perfectly
American. “We do some sick things for money
here.”
“I’ll say.”
Charlie looks at the Sudanese. He looks intelligent
and poor. Charlie doesn’t even consider
asking him where he learned English. He never
bothers anymore. You fill up on so many tragedies
that eventually you reach your saturation point.
“What is the name
of the person that you’re looking for?”
Charlie tells him.
“Oh—Khalid.
Yeah, no problem. He lives right across the street.
Come on.”
Khalid’s apartment
isn’t exactly across the street, but it
is close.
“Here.” Charlie
gives the Sudanese fifty riyals after he has brought
him to the right building.
“Want me to take
you up?”
“That’s OK.
I can deal with it.” Charlie clomps up to
the apartment door and pounds on it. As soon as
the latch moves, he steps away, putting his back
against the wall, so that if the person answering
is a woman, she can speak without looking at him.
The door swings open, and
the smells of lamb and cardamom pour into the
hall.
“Na’am?”
Pointing into the hall are the gaudiest pair of
woman’s shoes that Charlie has seen in a
long time. They are a pair of snowshoe-sized black
stilettos, blossoming with purple flowers and
blue bows.
“Marhaba.”
“Marhaba. Khalid
fee?”
“Aywah, dageegah.”
The shoes disappear, and Charlie steps away from
the wall and starts to study the cracks in the
marble floor.
A minute later, the door
swings open again.
“Hey, Charlie, what
are you doing in Al Kandarah?” As Khalid
comes into the hall, he is smiling, as if sincerely
glad to see Charlie. “Are you here for a
lady?” He winks. “That’s what
you say to any Saudi who comes down here. There
are many Eritrean, Somali, Ethiopian, Egyptian,
Nigerian women here . . .”
“Oh, I didn’t
know. I wish I had brought some money,”
says Charlie.
Khalid laughs. “No,
better you didn’t. So many of my friends
have gotten burned bad, really bad, by disease,
from the girls here. You know it is so bad here
if you’re a young man—you have two
choices: an African woman or another guy. Marriage
you can’t make, you know, unless you’re
a guy with a good job.”
“Yeah . . .”
Charlie casts his eyes at the white marble floors
and dark woodwork that seems to be used in almost
every modest apartment block in Jeddah.
“So, Charlie, I am
sure you did not come here to talk about this.
You probably know all of it already anyway. What
do you want?” asks Khalid, standing back
and widening his eyes as if he wants to assess
Charlie’s answer.
“Oh . . . I was just
thinking about a few things, and thought that
I might drive over and say hello.”
“Like what were you
thinking about?” Without his coveralls and
trashed safety shoes, and wearing a thobe, Khalid
looks like a thousand other Saudis. His hair is
neatly brushed and he smells of good cologne.
“It must be something serious. If I lived
in a compound in Al Khalidia with swimming pools
and girls in bikinis, I don’t think I’d
go to a dirty place like Al Kandarah in my free
time.”
Charlie smiles. The dark,
cutting eyes of the young Saudi reveal nothing
to him.
“Well, Khalid, I
guess it is a bit serious.”
“Yeah. What is it?”
Charlie takes a step forward.
“Tell me what’s in the box.”
“What box?”
asks Khalid, smiling.
“The box you told
me to put on the aircraft.”
“Did I tell you to
put a box on the aircraft? No way. I think you
have me confused with someone else, Charlie.”
Khalid looks at Charlie with the mocking confidence
of an arrogant policeman.
Charlie glances down the
hall. This is the only apartment on this floor.
“Khalid, don’t start playing the prick
with me now. It’s late and I’m tired.
Just answer the fucking question and I’ll
be out of your hair. You can go right back to
your family.” Charlie wipes some sweat from
his head.
“Are you under a
lot of stress or something these days? Or maybe
you’re shining that bald head too much and
burning your brain, because I don’t have
any idea about a box on an aircraft.”
“Fuck you, Khalid.”
In a single motion, Charlie takes another step
forward, and with full Texas macho force grabs
Khalid by the fabric of his thobe. Unfortunately,
the action comes simultaneously with several short
puffs from Charlie’s backside, which dramatically
reduces the effect of the attack—
“What is this shit!”
With more strength and will than Charlie would
have ever imagined, the wiry Arab throws Charlie’s
hands off and shoves him away. “You have
fucking bad manners.”
Khalid brushes the wrinkles
out of his thobe. “Go back to your compound,
count your money, and . . .” Khalid sniffs.
“Man—are you sick or what?”
“A little. It’s
from eating your cooking—falaafil and
shawermah.”
“That’s not
my cooking.” A disgusted sneer leers within
Khalid’s smile. “How long have you
been here and you don’t know that’s
Lebanese? Am I Lebanese?”
“Who gives a shit.
I didn’t come to talk to you about Arab
cuisine—”
“Of course not. You’re
American. You don’t give a shit. All you
like to do is drive around in big cars, eat junk
food, and . . .” Khalid smiles. “And
make a bad smell—”
“Listen, Khalid,
let’s forget the food and farts for a minute.
Just put my fuckin’ mind at rest and tell
me what’s in the goddamn box.”
“I am sorry, Charlie.
But what box?!”
“Don’t fuckin’
start again!”
“Start what?! I really
don’t know what you’re—”
“Stop giving me this
shit, Khalid, or I’ll be back with the police—”
“Are you an idiot?!
You’ll be the first one they lock up! You
want to be in a jail here?”
“I don’t give
a shit. I’d rather be in jail here than
be a murderer—”
“Murderer?!”
Khalid repeats it so quickly that it seems he
could have been expecting it. “What the
fuck are you talking about? What did you put on
the aircraft?! Did you wear gloves?” Khalid
laughs.
“No.”
“That was stupid.”
The more Khalid smiles, the more he appears to
be getting pissed off. “Since it seems you’re
joking, I will continue the joke. Did you look
inside the box? If I were to put a box somewhere
it shouldn’t be, I think I’d look
in the box.” “Yeah. I looked inside.
It was coke—”
“Coca-Cola?! That’s
a funny thing to hide on an aircraft . . . Was
it diet or with sugar? Did you get paid for that?
I mean you don’t just hide anything someone
asks you to in an aircraft, do you? That would
be very stupid, to hide things on jets and not
get paid.” Khalid scratches his head. “How
much did you get for hiding some Cokes on the
plane?”
“You know how much,”
says Charlie. His arms are crossed across his
chest. “Just tell me that coke was the only
thing in the goddamn box.”
Khalid takes a deep breath
and shakes his head. “Well, Charlie, this
is really bullshit. Ya’nee. I have lost
respect for you. Tch . . . You took money to put
something on an aircraft, and you go around talking
about it to people. It makes me wonder who else
you spoke to. I’m sure anyone asking you
to do this job asked you not to speak to anyone.
To forget you did this. Tch. I thought you were
a straight guy.”
Charlie tilts his head.
“I am a straight guy, smart ass.”
Charlie’s lip curls as he speaks. “If
I say I’m going to do something, I mean
it and I do it. You know that from the hangar—”
Khalid holds up his index
finger and waves it. “But you are not in
the hangar now, Mr. Charlie, American. You’re
not at your little job. You’re in the big
world—”
“No shit, Khalid.
That’s why I’ve come here. To make
sure there was not false bottom in that box. To
make sure that I am the straight man that I am.”
“Bravo, Charlie.”
Khalid claps his hands, laughing, then steps closer,
puts his arm around Charlie’s shoulders,
and gives him a hug. “I’m sure anyone
working with a straight guy like you would be
straight.” Khalid nods his head approvingly.
“This crazy world, it makes us paranoid.
I would not worry at all about this. But . . .”
Khalid looks into Charlie’s eyes, “also,
I would not speak of it at all, either. Coke is
very, very, very serious. You know, all Arabs
here . . . They prefer Pepsi.”
“Oh . . .”
Charlie feels back to normal—helpless.